It is December 1995, there is a covering of snow on the pitch at the Geoffroy-Guichard stadium for Paris Saint-Germain's Ligue 1 match against Saint-Étienne. Youri Djorkaeff is on the ball 40 yards from goal. He floats a high ball into the penalty area. Patrice Loko leaps not once, but twice to head the ball on where it drops to Julio Dely Valdés. What happened next was incredible.
Have you ever wondered what songs Noel Gallagher listens to when driving to a Manchester City match. Then wonder no more as this clip not only shows the Oasis legend on his way to Wembley with a revelation on the FA Cup semi-final against Manchester United but also includes Pablo Zabaletta sounding half Manc half Argentinian as he talks penalties with West Brom and Republic of Ireland winger James McClean, Ilkay Gundogan showing he has the X Factor by singing Blended Family by Alicia Keys, Vincent Kompany and John Stones looking like stars from Bambi courtesy of Raheem Sterling's snapchat filters and Pep Guardiola in the back of a taxi. Yes it was really him.
You will need the lightening sharp reactoins of Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris if you are going to spot the 30 players he thwarts in the rapid shwocase of his skills. To get you started, you should be looking out for Arsenal's Santi Cazorla and Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana both of whom have their own personal pages on Dugout which you can also check out after watching France's No 1.